Beware: Giant beetle bugs

So i have a routine, every monday morning is my time to do laundry, i ususaly only have 2 loads a week (which isnt bad for 2 adults and 1 seven month old) . Well this week i have a ton... and our laundry "room" is outside. So i go out there to start my 8 foot tall mountain of laundry and there are these bettle creatures all over my washing machine and dryer!



ok ok, maybe they don't look THAT scary, but still.... i have a huge phobia of bugs so they might as well be venomous african horntail beetles!... ugh... so here i sit... waiting for them to leave